1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Heather Lynn Klayman
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
WTF IS THAT
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Purple Tiger.... that sounds like something for mothafuckin POPTROPICA.
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Klay Hea..... nOOOOOO
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Do not drink me.
6. YOUR MIK'MAQ NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name, then last three letters of your last name)
what is MIK'MAQ BRB WHILE I RESEARCH. oh its a Native American thing
my mik'maq name is .....: EALYER AN
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
Howard Ann or Ann Howard. lolwut
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Waylon WUUUUUT
9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto.)
Heruto. so far this is my fav. imma use this someday
10. PIRATE NAME: (Your middle name after the word Captain)
omg imma dork
11. Stolen from:
i dissected cow eyes today
fun fun fun
and did you really think i would forget? really? Really? REally? REALLY?!?!?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEUNGRI. THIS WAS YOUR YEAR. OH YES. AND THE REST OF BB's BUT MOSTLY UR YEAR CAUSE GUESS WHAT?
JK. YOU ACCOMPLISHED LOTS OF THINGS BUT LIKE YOU DROPPED OUT OF UNIVERSITY TO DO ONLINE SCHOOL SO THAT WAS SMART, NO JOKE. AND LIKE U DID WEIRD THINGS LIKE DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE, NOOOO I CANT. AND LIKE WHAT ELSE. OH YEA, YOU TOOK LIKE A MILLION VIDEOS OF THE FANTASTIC BABY PERFORMANCES FOR ALL OF US UNFORTUNATE VIPS SO THAT I COULD FANGIRL AND TURN INSIDE OUT, FORREALS. YOU GOT A TWITTER AND GOT LIKE A REDBULL HIGH AND TRIED CONVINCING VIPS THAT IT WAS THE REAL YOU FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT.
BUT MOST OF ALL, SEUNGRI GOT LAID THIS YEAR. LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE MAKNAE OF BIGBANG.
im a vip ∞ and always ♥
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NO NO NONONONONO WHY IS IT SO.